Conversations in Hell?

Me : Let's play Dominoes

Friend : (smart alecky tone) yeah right! whats that game about?

Running back and forth between Dominoes' outlets?

Me: (stares)

Dominoes is a very interesting indoor game. I could have explained the game to my friend. Sometimes when you act over smart you remain ignorant.

Friend (at a social event) : Great meeting you..

Me (polite smile) : Same here..

Friend : Are you on Facebook?

Me(uh-ohs going off in my head) : Yes

Friend : Great! I'll add you and then lets meetup at Mafia Wars

Me(thinking) : I am so backward when it comes to socialising.

Friend 1 : You know, you shouldnt provoke me so much. I can be very blunt.

Friend 2 : Thats your problem. You're blunt. You should work at being sharp.